Patch And Pray

At least I am not suffering from paranoia on this front: U.S. roads are in a deplorable state. Of course one is spoiled when having used German streets, but still the sheer amount of huge potholes here isn't exactly a symbol of pride for a First World country. Everything else about the infrastructure, from bridges to water management, seems to be in similarly poor shape, and now it's official (again).

Bröselnde Brücken, undichte Wasserleitungen
2009 Report Card for America's Infrastructure

Furthermore, to feed my cyberchondria, I have taken a self-test about "autistic spectrum disorder" (a less flashy version is here in English).
The results... well, like every decent cyberchondriac, I should go and see a doctor.