Volvo User Guidelines

There are three warning lights in Smørebrød lighting up on and off recently. I won't divulge *which* ones (in order to keep up the steady stream of willing, future car-sharers), but they each serve to support the one or other cliché about Volvos.

One switches itself off when it gets cold.
One goes out when you drive long distances.
And one only lights up when you accelerate too hard.