Homo homini lupus est
Today, the unthinkable happened.
It is not so much that the laws of physics were trespassed. It is not so much that a single induhvidual tripped over a (metaphorical) wire spanned on purpose. Rather, two induhviduals A, B working as a team joined forces to commit a series of unthinkables.
It ended with each of them being on different teams in our post-lunch kicker match, and one (A) contributed to the loss of our (my) team, the other (B), well, being on the winner team (the other).
Before that, one (B) closed the door of the other's (A's) car.
Before that, everyone else on the (A's) car got out, shaking the car and making the (A's car's) door scrape hard on the side of, guess, Smørebrød.
Before that, one (B) opened the (A's car's) door hard, impacting hard on, guess, Smørebrød's side.
Before that, the other (A) parked the car right next to, guess, Smørebrød, shutting down the engine several seconds before the (A's) car came to a stop and decelerating with the hand brake. Of course, this maneouvre didn't allow to park further away from, guess, Smørebrød, than about 30 cm. Needless to say, on an otherwise nearly deserted parking lot.
Before that, both wide-body persons (A, B) teamed up to sit on the same side of the (A's) car.
Granted, it's not the first scrape or bump on Smørebrød, but definitely the most stupid. Or say, the necessity-to-IQ ratio is definitely the lowest.
Cower in shame, A and B. Cower in shame.
Due to popular demand and numerous inquiries, I show the full extent of the damage heinously done in the following exhibit:
It is not so much that the laws of physics were trespassed. It is not so much that a single induhvidual tripped over a (metaphorical) wire spanned on purpose. Rather, two induhviduals A, B working as a team joined forces to commit a series of unthinkables.
It ended with each of them being on different teams in our post-lunch kicker match, and one (A) contributed to the loss of our (my) team, the other (B), well, being on the winner team (the other).
Before that, one (B) closed the door of the other's (A's) car.
Before that, everyone else on the (A's) car got out, shaking the car and making the (A's car's) door scrape hard on the side of, guess, Smørebrød.
Before that, one (B) opened the (A's car's) door hard, impacting hard on, guess, Smørebrød's side.
Before that, the other (A) parked the car right next to, guess, Smørebrød, shutting down the engine several seconds before the (A's) car came to a stop and decelerating with the hand brake. Of course, this maneouvre didn't allow to park further away from, guess, Smørebrød, than about 30 cm. Needless to say, on an otherwise nearly deserted parking lot.
Before that, both wide-body persons (A, B) teamed up to sit on the same side of the (A's) car.
Granted, it's not the first scrape or bump on Smørebrød, but definitely the most stupid. Or say, the necessity-to-IQ ratio is definitely the lowest.
Cower in shame, A and B. Cower in shame.
Due to popular demand and numerous inquiries, I show the full extent of the damage heinously done in the following exhibit:
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Tuesday, April 18, 2006
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