Nachricht an Michel

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Ein so unausgeglichener Kerl ist sehr ungewöhnlich, normalerweise sollte ein solcher stark deformiert sein, also die Form eines Ellipsoids haben. Entgegen der Erwartung scheint der schwere Siliziumkerl kugelförmig zu sein.

Nachricht von Michel Zeitpunkt: 13:48:00
Geht es um den Tekkno?

Nachricht an Michel Zeitpunkt: 13:48:07
Auf Telepolis.
Oder hier, wieder:
Mit Kohldampf zum Mars

Nachricht von Michel Zeitpunkt: 13:49:32
*bg*

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Spirulina Techno Gnocchis – optisch wenig einladend, dafür aber sehr proteinreich (Bild: ESA)

Nachricht an Michel Zeitpunkt: 13:50:16
"[] hat vorerst noch das Aussehen und die Struktur von Schlamm"

Nachricht von Michel Zeitpunkt: 13:51:04
krasskrass!

BILD:Entartete Brunst

Neudeutsch: Nackt-Akt bald Brunst-Kunst?

Wir fragen Menschen am Stammtisch!

M. W. sagt: "Wenn ich so aussehen würde wie der, würde ich um jede Sekunde froh sein, die ich nicht geschlagen werde."

Wir sagen: Das kann so nicht weitergehen!

Discovery: The Automatic Incinerator

Recently, my attention has been called to the following, extremely unusual object. At least it is so for me, and AC - who found it - was stunned as well. The discovery is an "Automatic Incinerator" by Barrywald.



You do not need to google. It cannot be found there. Actually, it looks like some stuff from the American 50s or 60s - the Era of the Electric Devices arriving in everybody's home.
You pull the lever on the left, the flap on top opens, you throw in your waste to be incinerated, the flap closes, a ticking sound - a kind of timer - starts, and 1000W worth of electric power are converted into heat inside, thereby turning your waste to ashes.

Hold Your Head Up High

Somebody asked me what it means to "wear spikes". Here's the answer.

Five u.s. marines killed by bomb in western iraq

Another great thing. A Dada news headlines mixer.

http://www.motorhueso.net/newsfeed/dadanewsfeed.php

Visited Countries

It's somehow dumb to post it here, but since I found it (okay, *it has been found for me*) on the web, I give you this:



create your own visited countries map

Make your life full of grand impressions!

We thought, because we had power, we had wisdom.

Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Everybody lies, but it doesn't matter because nobody listens.

Achieving a strong erection in 15 minutes is easy as 1-2-3!

Drugs have taught an entire generation of Americans the metric system.

To eat is a necessity, but to eat intelligently is an art.

I got a garage door opener. It can't close. Just open.

beepbeep

nHardWareReset()...
< RESETBE6F

These are the words that make Techno mad.

When opening a SSH connection to the computer in the botlab to which the Polaris 3D camera is hooked, I can start programs there "remotely", i.e. without actually going there (one of the nice features of a fully linuxed environment). Anyway, it means that I can use the camera without being present in person, and thus annoy everybody in the botlab by making the camera do its beepbeep...

This also means that I can safely sit in my office, start the camera repeatedly, and lean back and wait for Techno to come over, running, panting, shouting, ... And then he usually beats up MW, probably because he's sitting nearer to the door.