Don't let animals free

Quote:
"Oh, in Hong Kong you shouldn't let pets run free when you're tired of them. You know... birds collide with airplanes *bam*, fish die in the dirty harbour *glug glug glug*, turtles find nothing to eat and are found trapped in plastic bags... Oh, and on country roads, sometimes you run into cows. Bang. And there are those little animals... like deer, but not really deer... more like a rabbit... or relatives of deer... sometimes they get lost, and then are found scared on hillside roads, with a steep hill on one side, and a cliff on the other, and they cannot escape. Then people call the police, the police call the firefighters, and they round up the little critter and try to catch it. But unfortunately, it is known that they have very weak hearts, so when they are scared, their hearts go bum bum bum bummbummbumm BUMM BUMM and then BANG and they are dead. It's so sad. And it has already happened two or three times."

Okay, update (half a day later):
I mixed up all the stories.
Actually, the police and firefighters stuff is about the cows. And it's those cows that get trapped on the slope.
And those rabbit-like deer get lost in residential areas. And when they are chased, they die of exhaustion.
Oh, that poor little thing with weak heart is called "Barking deer".
So alles klar?