Cruiser From Hell

Today it happened. Driving an All-American Car finally had me pay my tributes.

I locked myself out.

When I came to the Cruiser and slipped in and wanted to start the engine, I found that the windshield is frozen. So I took the CD case I usually keep there for defrosting the windows, and when I left the car, the door shut *BANG* close and of course the keys were still in the car and of course this damnable RC commander module for teleoperation of the door locks had activated before and locked the doors.

So I stood outside, the car was silenty and I bet somewhat happily humming and kept me freezing.

F***!!! What do the Yankees do when this happens to them? Do they simply buy a new car or what???